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Travel with Tess & Bob

Here are a list of our upcoming cruises. If you’d like to sail with us, click on the links below. By booking directly with Couples Cruise, you will get invited to an open bar, Meet & Greet with Bob & Tess on board as well as many other perks.

More importantly, you are booking with the source. The people that put on these cruises and conventions. If you have any issues, it’s always better to deal with the hosts, because you know Tess & Bob are the ones that can get things done.

Upcoming Cruises


western-carribeanWestern Caribbean Yacht Club Group Cruise: April 22-26, 2015

MSC Divina Miami to Cozumel An unequaled cruising experience


Adults only couples cruisesCouples Cruise® is chartering the largest lifestyle ship takeover in 2016, but we wanted to give you a peek at this divine ship.

Yacht Club

The Yacht Club is a special, VIP area of the ship that requires special key access to enter. We are taking over all 66 of these cabins and suites for this “Sneak Peek”. With only 66 cabins and suites, they will not last long.
In addition to the additional privacy, Yacht Club passengers get Butler service, a 24 hour Concierge, a private lounge, free drinks at the Yacht Club bar, a free mini bar, private dining room and much more.
A Ship within a ship

Our group will have exclusive access to the Yacht Club, located on decks 15 & 16. Anyone that books this week outside of our group will not have access to our clothing optional pool, Meet & Groups, group dining and other events.
Since we are taking over the entire Yacht Club, we will have a Clothing Optional Pool that you can use to work on you roll over tan. We will not have our traditional playrooms, but you can certainly invite couples back to your stateroom if you like.

Learn more . . .


amsterdamCouples Cruise Adults Only European Rhine River Cruise October 22nd - 29th, 2015

Amsterdam, Germany, France, Switzerland October 22nd - 29th, 2015
Two extra days in Amsterdam, October 20th – 22nd, 2015 Wine & Dine on the Rhine



Here it is; our highly anticipated new 2015 river cruise, which we’re sure will impress. Couples Cruise goes International!
Couples Cruise Lifestyle and Clothing Optional CruisesWe will be touring the Rhine like only Couples Cruise can. It’s time you experienced Europe with other like-minded friendly couples. This will be an adult’s only cruise, where the only children are the adults acting like them. We encourage you to explore Europe your way, weather it is touring old castles or finding new friends and adventures in the European Clubs. You can travel the Rhine anytime, but it’s only now that you can tour it on a Couples Cruise.

Not only are you getting to cruise with Couples Cruise, you will also be stepping on board a magnificent ship. We’ve found the perfect ship, which pushes the boundaries of river cruising in Europe with its innovative & modern design. Onboard you’ll enjoy unique features, like a swimming pool that transforms into a cinema in the evening, while seductive bar and dining areas set the perfect mood to relax, with wrap-around views of the scenery.

You enter the remarkable reception area with its elegant contemporary design and impressive three-tiered atrium, where mirrored walls spiral the ship’s core, creating a sparkling sense of space. From the glistening glass staircase to the sleek metallic reception desk, from the low-hanging chandeliers to the chic bar, every little detail has an incredibly modern feel to it.

This is the perfect environment to make friends, old and new, explore Europe, and dance the night away with Couples Cruise. We encourage you to be yourself, have fun, and have new adventures. You only get to live your life once, you might as well explore all that you can, in an environment where you can be you.
Our Top 10 reasons to book a European River Couples Cruise:

  • Locks (like the Panama Canal, only more of them)
  • No Kids!
  • European cities and villages
  • Castles
  • European Lifestyle Clubs
  • Free Bikes to explore with
  • All Inclusive! Great wines, beers & cocktails are included at all bars
  • You won’t get sea sick
  • Great Theme Nights
  • Most excursions are included

Learn more  . . .


eastern-caribeanEastern Caribbean Full Ship Clothing Optional Charter: April 16th - 23rd, 2016

MSC Divina Miami to St. Maarten, San Juan, Puerto Rico and Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas



The MSC Divina is Divine!

Couples Cruise® has chartered some awesome ships during the last several years, but none are finer than the MSC Divina. With over 1,700 cabins, it is the largest, clothing optional, full ship, lifestyle cruise in the world.

Inspired by Sophia Loren, the MSC Divina brings you all the elegance and glamour of the golden age of cruising in a brand new sophisticated ship. An ultramodern, spacious cruise ship, that pampers you with unmatched comfort and an immense variety of sports and leisure facilities, featuring world-class entertainment.

Sailing on a Couples Cruise® lifestyle nudist adult cruise couple A Couples Cruise® is like no other adult cruise. We have a great group of passengers on board that include swingers, nudists, kinky couples into BDSM & Tantra classes and adults that enjoy a kids free vacation. These are some of the most fun couples you will ever meet. Not a swinger or a nudist? Don't worry, on a Couples Cruise®, any open minded couple that likes Mardi Gras or Fantasy Fest will love our clothing optional cruises.

You do not have to be nude, you can just go topless or you can never take off your bathing suit. In fact, some of the sexy bathing suits are on some of our hottest cruisers. We do not allow any sex in public spaces, so you won't have to worry about being offended as long as you are ok with a little nudity and topless women on the pool deck.

You can go to the playrooms, check out the dungeon, sign up for a massage class or seminar or do none of the above and just enjoy a cruise with no kids. It's your choice on how you enjoy a Couples Cruise®.

Learn more . . .

About Us

Tess & Bob, AKA “The Kinky Couple”, met in college some 31 years ago. Tess is the 1st girl Bob ever kissed in his life. About 7 years later, she asked him what he thought about having a 3 some and their lives were forever changed.

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